"The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking."
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Zayn Malik doing the Ice Bucket challenge audio!

wetravelandblog:

Tawaf by samyolabi - Lets take a trip up to the sky http://ift.tt/15gf9xn
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1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

Today i misquoted my follower count and I underestimated by 100 wow I feel like a parent that lost their kid in the supermarket and found them crying in the toy aisle being comforted by a more attentive adult

  • What students call it: Being burnt out from searching for colleges and applying to colleges and searching for scholarships and applying for scholarships and writing 50 essays and trying to keep track of it all so you don't miss a deadline or send the wrong essay to the wrong place. Not falling asleep until 2 am because you're worried and nervous and stressed out about college and scholarships and the fact that in less than 6 months you're going to be surrounded by entirely new people and you're going to actually have to act like an adult and take care of yourself and your life is going to completely change. Being stressed out because you need to keep up with school in order to get into college, but not being able to keep up because you're overwhelmed with college, and stressing about that on top of everything else. Don't forget it's your last year of high school and you're supposed to be "making the most of it" and "having fun" and if you don't you know you'll regret it after it's over, and you're stressing about that on top of every other piece of shit you have to deal with, so it's no wonder you don't get all your school work done.
  • What teachers call it: Senioritis.
  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
  • American: iT IS BASED OFF OF THE TEMPERATURE YOUR BODY CAN HANDLE YOU SHITS
  • "gg"
    My last words. (via oddbagel)

    HI swineology !!!!! HOW IS RICE? HOW IS LIFE? IT’S SO WEIRD HERE AT SCHOOL

    flyartproductions:

Cyrene she so thirsty
Apollon enlevant Cyrene, Frederick Arthur Bridgman / Mercy.1, GOOD Music ft. Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T & 2Chainz

    School started today

    i can and will survive